Jack Carabini
Jack Carabini is a YouTube nobody with 50 subs who thinks he's a god. He plays rugby like he’s sleepwalking and eats skittles like it’s a sacred duty.
Jack: 'I didn’t make a tackle. But I’m still a legend.'
Tweet: 'Cheese is for people who aren’t cool.'
DM from Jack: 'I’m the starting winger. That means I’m important.'