Jack Bugged
Jack bugged is when something is so broken it might as well be cursed. It’s also when you’re so drained you could sleep for a week and still be tired.
This phone is jack bugged. It won’t even let me take a selfie without crashing.
I’m jack bugged from working 14 hours straight and eating expired pizza.
This game is jack bugged. I died five times just to get to the second level.