Jack Boss
A Jack Boss is like a human sponge, absorbs all the problems of the world, but forgets to dry off. They’re probably gay, but no one will ever confirm it.
Jack Boss: 'I took the blame for your failed project. Now I have to do my own homework.'
Jack Boss: 'I’m happy for you, but I’m also jealous.'
Jack Boss: 'I’m gonna cry if you don’t pass the test.'