Jack Boss
A Jack Boss is like a walking emotional disaster. They’re nice to everyone, but they’re also weird and probably gay. They’ll cry at the slightest problem, like a baby.
Jack Boss: 'I cried when the dog got a haircut, but I’m happy for you.'
Jack Boss: 'I’ll stay up all night to help you, even if I fail my test.'
Jack Boss: 'I’m gay, but I’m not telling anyone.'