Jack booting

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Jack booting is when a government or authority uses cops or goons to punch you in the face until you shut up and do what they say.
The cops came to my house and told me to stop protesting or they'd beat me up.
My teacher threatened to call my mom if I didn't stop talking.
The government said if we didn't pay taxes, they'd throw us in jail.
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A jack booted person is a bully with a badge who thinks they're the king of the world and will beat you up if you don't obey.
My principal said if I didn't stop bullying, he'd kick me out of school.
The cop told me I had to give him my phone or he'd arrest me.
The boss said if I didn't work overtime, he'd fire me.
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Jack booting is when bullies use fists or sticks to take your lunch money or your life.
My friend got beaten up because he didn't give the bully his sandwich.
The gang stole my bike because I didn't give them my allowance.
My dog got kicked because I didn't give the kid my toy.
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Jack booting is when kids or adults kick you in the shins because they think it's funny and they're sadists.
My brother kicked me in the shin because he didn't like me.
My mom kicked me because I spilled my juice.
My teacher kicked me because I drew on the desk.
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Jack booting is when you stick your wiener in a boot and jerk off, then wait for someone to step in it.
I stuck my wiener in my dad's boot and jerked off, then he stepped in it.
I did it to my brother's boot and he was mad.
I did it to my uncle's boot and he said I was a freak.
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Jack booting is when an old lady's snatch looks like a pirate's boot, all flappy and old.
My grandma's snatch looks like a pirate's boot.
My aunt's snatch looks like a boot from the 1800s.
My cousin's snatch looks like a boot that's been kicked around for years.
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Jack booting is when you're a lazy know it all who thinks they're better than everyone else.
I didn't do my homework and told my teacher she was stupid.
I didn't clean my room and told my mom she was a failure.
I didn't do my chores and told my dad he was a loser.
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