Jack Blackmon
A man who bends like a pretzel and calls your legs 'sticks'. He dances like he's on acid and wears sweaters like they're a religion. He's smart, but he acts like he's the only one.
'Your legs are sticks! I could snap them with my pinky!' He said while doing a backflip in a sweater.
He tried to explain calculus while doing the robot. It was confusing and amazing.
He wore a sweater to a pizza party and called it 'formal wear'.