jack bitch
When you have something really cool and then some stupid jack bitch buys the same thing and acts like she’s your best friend.
I had the coolest pair of Nikes, and then some jack bitch bought the same ones and acted like we were best friends.
I had the best phone, and some jack bitch bought the same one and started talking to me like we were family.
I had the last slice of pizza, and some jack bitch bought the same pizza and said we were soulmates.