jack binder
A man who runs the fuck train and loves to crash into town. His junk is like spaghetti and he’ll give you a slap that feels like a thunderclap.
Jack Binder just ran the fuck train and crashed into town like a truck on speed.
His spaghetti junk is legendary and his slap is louder than a firecracker.
He gave me a slap so hard I thought my ears were on fire.