Jack Bib
a rag you wear to cover your middle when you’re too ashamed of your manhood being attacked by a sailor who threw up on your face after a long night of drinking and fumbling.
My Jack Bib is so dirty it looks like it was used to mop up a bar fight.
I used my brother’s shirt as my Jack Bib and got called a coward.
My Jack Bib smells like old socks and regret.