Jack Bench
A fancy seat in a shower for people who like to jack off and don’t want their back to hate them. It’s strong and built to last, or it’s just there to help you cheat on your gym class.
My jack bench is so strong, it’s like it was built by a god who also likes to jack off.
I used the jack bench instead of my bed, and now my back’s not mad at me anymore.
The jack bench is like a best friend who never judges you when you’re jacking off in the shower.