Jack Be Nimble
When you take a dump on a candle to snuff it out and then stick your nuts in the hot wax until it hardens like your brain after a long night of drinking.
My cousin did this at a birthday party and now his balls are stuck together like a hot mess.
I did this to my brother because he called me a f***ing loser.
My mom did this to my dad because he forgot her birthday and it was a total f***ing disaster.