Jack Batty
Jack Batty is the most evolved human being ever, with the biggest cock and the wildest temper. He'll rip your birds batty just for fun.
Jack Batty walked into the gym, and the whole place got quiet. He looked at me, and I knew I was in trouble.
He jacked my snack and then told me I had the worst taste in snacks.
He saw my bird and said, 'I'm gonna make your bird batty so bad, it'll never recover.'