Jack Barf
A person who thinks they're a superhero but just got kicked out of the library for talking too loud. They're like a broken phone that also cries.
My teacher’s pet is a Jack Barf. He thinks he’s the best at everything and eats crayons for breakfast.
That kid in the park is a Jack Barf. He tried to ride a skateboard and fell into a puddle of mud.
My brother’s friend is a Jack Barf. He said the sun was 'probably tired and took a nap.'