Jack Barf
A person who thinks they're a king but actually just wears socks inside out. They’re like a broken robot that also sings bad songs.
My uncle is a Jack Barf. He said the sky is 'probably blue because it feels like it.'
My friend’s brother is a Jack Barf. He tried to become a rock star and only knows the song 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat.'
My principal is a Jack Barf. He thought the lunch was a prank and yelled at the salad.