Jack baker
When you slice the top off your sock with a blade just so you can wipe your butt with it. You’re basically a savage who’s too cheap to buy toilet paper.
I had to use my sock as a toilet paper because I ran out of everything and had no money.
My cousin tried to wipe with a sock and now he has a sock monkey as a pet.
I had to cut my sock off with a knife because I had no toilet paper and I was too lazy to buy some.