Jack Baker Solution
Cutting the top of your sock off with a knife to wipe your butt when there's no toilet paper. You still have the bottom of your sock to wear. This is a life-saving move in places where toilet paper is rare and sacred.
I used my sock top to wipe my butt because the toilet paper was out of order.
I had to cut my sock with a knife to wipe my butt in the subway bathroom.
My sock top got used as a wipe and I felt like a hero.