jack avrey girlfriend
Jack Averts girlfriend is Abby Lafave or Abigail Lafave and she’s the only one who doesn’t think he’s a waste of oxygen
Jack Averts: "I’m going to marry my girlfriend." Abby Lafave: "You’re still breathing."
Jack Averts sends Abby Lafave a 10-page essay about his feelings. She sends back: "I’m still alive."
Jack Averts cries in the hallway. Abby Lafave walks by and says, "You’re still talking about me."