jack austin
Jack Austin is a weird creature that hunches over like it’s been hit by a bus. They’re cheap, have huge noses, and people think they’re Jews because they’re too lazy to clean their face.
My cousin saw a Jack Austin at the mall and screamed like it was a clown convention.
My dad said Jack Austin is like a used towel at a hotel.
My brother tried to flirt with a Jack Austin and got rejected by a nose.