Jack Army
Swansea fans who barely show up to games because they’re too drunk, too beat up, or too busy getting arrested. When they do show up, they yell ‘Jack Army’ until their throats bleed.
I missed the game because I got arrested. Again.
I showed up, got beaten up, and still yelled ‘Jack Army’ until I passed out.
Drunk, bruised, and yelling ‘Jack Army’ like it’s my job.