Jack Anthony
When Jack Anthony stands there like a giant, showing off his big hard stick like it's the best thing since sliced bread.
He posted a video of himself walking around the block with his pants around his knees and said, 'This is my power walk.'
He texted his mom: 'I just did my daily showoff. You should be proud.'
He live-tweeted during a game and said, 'I'm not watching the game, I'm watching my own glory.'