jack and tonic
a drink for people who think they’re fancy but can’t afford the good stuff. It’s like whiskey with a side of regret
I got a jack and tonic at the bar and it was like my ex's apology.
My dad drinks jack and tonic every day because he thinks it's a 'man's drink' but it's just whiskey and water.
I tried a jack and tonic and it tasted like my gym teacher's coffee.