Jack and Jim
Two guys who are so gay, they make your crush look like a side dish
Jack and Jim are at the park. They're holding hands. I'm eating a hot dog. I'm jealous.
My crush said he likes Jack and Jim. I said, 'You like them? I'm not even sure what that means.'
Jack and Jim walked into my room. They said, 'We know you're single. We’re here to help.'