Jack Aiden Rauch
A puny guy who thinks he's tough and dates ugly girls he says are hot. He talks trash about you behind your back because he’s too chicken to fight and only stops when Sillygoose threatens to kick his ass.
Jack said I was a baby. I told him I’d bring Sillygoose to his next fight.
He dates Lisa again. She’s got a face like a raccoon and he still calls her hot.
He talked about me behind my back. I told him I’d beat him up.