Jacinth
A hot French girl with an accent so good it sounds like a seduction spell. She smells like flowers and has an ass so good it could make a saint sin.
That girl from the café is Jacinth. She said 'huuuumeeeedite' and I instantly fell in love.
Jacinth texted me and said 'I’m from Pandora. I make jewelry for aliens.' I believed her.
My crush is Jacinth. She’s from another planet, has an ass like a goddess, and I’m too dumb to realize she’s a scam.