Jacinderease
A language of lies, nonsense, and overly positive vibes that make your brain hurt. It's like being forced to watch a commercial for a product that doesn't exist.
'This is just a small setback!' while your entire life is falling apart.
'We're going to make it happen!' when you're still waiting for a response from the guy who said he'd reply yesterday.
'This is going to be the best day ever!' when you're stuck in traffic at 8 a. m.