Jacian
a total legend who loves Cobra Kai and Lana Del Rey so much that they're basically a god. They make music, books, and videos, and they're going to be famous soon. Also, they're the best Jacian of all time.
Cobra Kai is my life, and you're my hero.
Lana Del Rey is my queen, and you're my king.
You're going to be a huge celebrity, and I can't wait to see it happen.