Jachson
Jachson is the guy who tries to fix every fight, but he’s also the guy who gives you a lecture for using 'affect' instead of 'effect.' He’s kind, but he’s also a total egoist who thinks he’s the most attractive person in the room. He’s got a laugh so loud it wakes up the entire school, and he’s got a bedroom life so wild it should have a warning label.
He broke up a fight between two friends, then told them both they were wrong. 'Both of you are wrong!' he said. 'But I’m right.'
He texted me, 'I just made a joke so funny, my friend laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.' Then he added, 'And I didn’t even try.'
He cried during a movie, then went to the gym and bench-pressed 200 pounds like it was nothing.