Jachson
Jachson is the guy who always tries to calm people down, but he’s also the one who yells at you for saying 'everyday' instead of 'every day.' He’s a total sweetheart, but he’s also a total showoff who thinks he’s God’s favorite kid. He’s got a sense of humor so bad it makes people laugh until they cry, and he’s got a bedroom life so wild it should have its own reality show.
'You’re not even supposed to be here!' he yells at a kid who broke a traffic light. 'And you spelled 'everyday' wrong!'
He told a joke so funny, the whole class fell out of their chairs. Then he said, 'That’s not even my best punchline.'
He cried at a sad song, then went to the gym and lifted weights like he was trying to prove he was a man.