Jacelly
Jacelly is someone who loves you like a fat kid loves cake and if you ditch them you’ll regret it like a fat kid who eats cake and then gets sick.
You’re my Jacelly, and if you leave me I’ll throw up on your mom.
Jacelly? That’s my best friend. She’s like my second mom. Don’t mess with her.
I’m your Jacelly. You don’t leave me. I’ll track you down and punch your face.