jaceb
Jaceb is a walking candy bar. He’s sweet, but he’s also a little f***ed up. He gets led on like a dog, but somehow still ends up with the best one because he’s too clueless to stop being a f***ing idiot.
Jaceb: 'I’m not going anywhere.' Then he leaves at 3 a. m.
Jaceb: 'I’ll wait for you.' He waited for 3 days. Then he got a pizza.
Jaceb: 'We’re going to be together forever.' Then he started dating someone else.