Jace Alfy
A human-shaped disaster that looks like a decent Elsa and talks like he’s got a tiny wiener and thinks he’s a god.
He tried to start a debate about pizza toppings in the middle of math class. It was chaos.
He told me he could beat up a dragon. I told him I could beat up him.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his imaginary friend.