jaccbo
a jaccbo is when your wang gets stiff like a donkey kick and you’re too full of yourself to even notice.
my dog got a jaccbo and started chasing his tail like it was a competition
i got a jaccbo in the middle of a video game and my character died because i was too distracted
my brother got a jaccbo and tried to flex in front of the whole school and fell off the bleachers