Jacc the Snacc
Jacc the Snacc has the face of a baby and the body of a legend. Everyone loves his moobies and his man-v, but he’s still going to die a virgin. And no one will ever understand why.
My brother tried to ask Jacc the Snacc out, and he just said, 'I’m saving my virginity for the moon and the galaxy.'
Jacc the Snacc walked into my classroom, and the whole class screamed. He looked like a snack and a legend.
I tried to text Jacc the Snacc, and he replied, 'I’m not dying a virgin, I’m just postponing it.'