Jacarran
He’s like a broken toaster, all sparks and no bread. You know he’s gonna mess things up, but you still can’t help but laugh when he does.
"I tried to propose. She said yes. Then I said I was gonna propose again. She said no.", Jacarran’s text to his ex
"I don’t need a girlfriend. I’ve got my friends and my stupid ideas.", Jacarran’s tweet
"I turned a boring Monday into a full-blown riot. And I’m proud of it.", Jacarran’s post on Instagram