Jacarran - He’s a walking middle finger to relationships, but he’s the

He’s a walking middle finger to relationships, but he’s the kind of guy who’ll throw a party just to make you smile.

"I broke up with her because she didn’t like my friends. Now she’s with my brother. I’m confused.", Jacarran in a group chat

"I don’t know how to keep a girlfriend. I know how to keep a bar full of people.", Jacarran’s text to his mom

"I’m not stubborn. I’m just right.", Jacarran, after getting yelled at by his whole family"