jacar
Jacar is usually a big guy with a soft heart. He’ll sit there and listen to your problems, but he’ll never tell you what to do. He’s more likely to laugh at you than help you.
Jacar listened to me whine about my ex for an hour, then he just said, 'You're dumb, but I like you.'
He didn’t tell me what to do when I messed up my test, he just laughed and said, 'You’ll live.'
He cried at my mom’s funeral, but he told me I was a crybaby. That’s jacar.