Jacalynn
Jacalynn is a girl with hair that looks like it was pulled out of a glitter machine and eyes that could make a saint blush. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes or cry with you when your ex dumps you. She’s also the reason why three of your exes are now divorced.
'I’m not crying. You’re just a bad friend.', Jacalynn, sobbing on my shoulder during a movie.
'I broke up with him because he tried to text me during my period.', Jacalynn, texting me at 2 a. m.
'You’re the worst. But I still love you.', Jacalynn, after I told her my ex cheated on me with a goat.