Jacaiveon
Jacaiveons are the people who are your best friend but will still give you the worst haircut of your life and call it 'a work of art.'
He cuts your hair and says 'It's a masterpiece.' You look like a raccoon.
He gives you a 'haircut' and calls it 'a new look.' It looks like you lost a fight.
He does your hair and says 'You're welcome.' You're never speaking to him again.