Jacaiveon
Jacaiveons are the only people who can make you laugh until you cry and still be the ones who drag you out of a ditch when you're too wasted to walk.
You text him: 'I'm stuck in the toilet.' He texts back: 'I'll be there in 2 minutes, I'm already wearing my pants.'
He laughs so hard at your failed TikTok that he peed his pants.
He shows up at your house at 3 a. m. with a pizza and a bag of chips because you said you needed help.