Jacademic / Jackademic
A person who went to college and now thinks they're a genius. They use complicated words just to confuse people and make themselves look better. They're like a walking dictionary that never shut up.
My teacher told me, 'The interplay of cognitive functions is a profound insight into the human psyche.' I said, 'Can we just do the test?'
My friend’s dad started talking about 'theoretical constructs' at the dinner table and I had to leave the room.
My boss said, 'We need to optimize the workflow.' I said, 'We need to get the job done.'