Jacademic / Jackademic
A person who thinks they're super smart just because they have a degree. They talk like they're the only one who knows how the world works and use words that make no sense to everyone else.
My teacher said, 'The multifaceted interplay of variables is a profound reflection of the human condition.' I said, 'We're doing math. Why is this happening?'
My brother went to college and now he says 'theoretical constructs' like it's a real job.
My boss told me to 'optimize the workflow' and I just stared at him like he was from another planet.