Jacademic / Jackademic
A college brain who thinks they're the smartest person in the room just because they had to pay for it. They use fancy words like they're trying to impress people who don't even know what they're talking about.
My cousin said, 'The epistemological framework is a dynamic construct that transcends the conventional paradigms.' I said, 'You're just using big words to sound cool.'
My friend’s uncle started talking about 'metaphysical implications' at a family dinner and I just walked out.
At work, my manager said, 'We need to synergize the process.' I said, 'We need to finish the job.'