jabybaby
A rookie who can't tell the difference between 'your' and 'you're' and thinks 'they're' is a group of friends
'He said 'they're coming' and I thought he was inviting his whole class.'
'She tried to say 'your shirt is cool' but it came out like 'you're shirt is cool' and now I think she's a ghost.'
'He asked, 'Is your mom here?' and I thought he was talking to my mom's twin.'