jabulls
To jab someone in the ribs so hard it feels like you’re poking a bear. Or to have sex with someone and not even know what just happened.
My friend said: 'I jabulled my math teacher during class. He didn’t even notice.'
In the DMs: 'You jabulled my crush. I saw it. You saw it. Everyone saw it.'
My cousin texted me: 'I think I jabulled my mom. She’s still screaming.'