jabulls - It’s the hangover of hangovers. You don’t know you have it,

It’s the hangover of hangovers. You don’t know you have it, but your friends know you’re a lost cause.

My friend texted me: 'I think I have jabulls. I don’t know what that is, but I feel like I was hit by a bus.'

At breakfast, my brother said: 'I have jabulls. And I can’t stop crying.'

In a tweet: 'Woke up with a headache. That’s not jabulls. That’s a full-blown tragedy.'