jabulls - It’s like nothing and everything at once. No one knows what

It’s like nothing and everything at once. No one knows what it is, but it’s so stupid it might take over the world.

My friend texted me: 'I think I just got jabulls.' I replied: 'You’re not even awake yet.'

In the lunchroom, someone said: 'Jabulls is the new Frindle. Or the new curse.'

My teacher walked in and said: 'I have jabulls. And I don’t even know what that means.'