Jabu'd - Jabu'd is when you're so drunk you're happy to be in a park,

Jabu'd is when you're so drunk you're happy to be in a park, a toilet, or with someone who looks like a swamp donkey that just ran over a trash can.

I woke up in a park with a donut in my hand and a guy who looked like he’d been in a fight with a raccoon.

I tried to eat a hot dog and it fell in my pants.

I passed out in a toilet and woke up with a spider on my face.