Jabu'd - Jabu'd is when you get so wasted you’re ready to die, but al

Jabu'd is when you get so wasted you’re ready to die, but also ready to fight a swarm of bees in a public bathroom.

I tried to fight a bee in a bathroom and ended up on the floor with a guy who had a beard like a goat.

I passed out on a park bench and woke up with a donut in my mouth.

I tried to kiss a girl and ended up kissing a wall.