Jabu'd
Jabu'd is when you drink until you're not sure if you're human anymore, and the chances of waking up the next day in a weird place with a weird person are like 100%.
I woke up in a bed with a guy who had a tattoo of a chicken and a mustache.
I found my shoes in a tree and my pants in a lake.
I tried to talk to a park bench and it talked back.