Jabu'd - Jabu'd is when you drink so much you're willing to sleep in

Jabu'd is when you drink so much you're willing to sleep in a park, a toilet, or with a person who looks like they were born in a swamp.

I woke up with a guy who had a beard and smelled like a garbage truck.

I tried to eat a donut and it fell in my pants.

I passed out in a toilet and woke up with a spider on my head.